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High-flying hospitality: a Queensland pub crawl by chopper


While filming Tour the World’s Aussie Touring Special host Adam Ford paid a flying visit to six of South-east Queensland’s best country pubs. Tough gig…

We Aussies have always had our priorities straight. In country towns across this wide brown land, one of the oldest buildings will almost certainly be the pub. As I said – priorities. In many places the pub will have been preceded only by the railway (thereby enabling us to get to the pub in the first place) and the bank (providing us with funds to buy the next round).

 

And who doesn’t love a good country watering hole? Once the sacred preserve of the sun-scorched, working-class man, today’s pub must appeal to a much broader range of punters in order to survive. Generally there’ll be good quality tucker (quite posh nosh in the case of the trendy gastro-pub), possibly boutique or craft beers, family events, live entertainment and let’s not forget good old-fashioned hospitality. What’s not to love? So I wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity to join a country pub crawl through the incredibly picturesque Ipswich, Scenic Rim and Lockyer Valley regions of South-east Queensland – let alone a country pub crawl by helicopter. Excuse me? Yep, you read that right.

 

 

We’re visiting five or six country pubs with Ipswich-based Pterodactyl Helicopters. A beer at each pub and a delicious lunch are included, but note this is not an opportunity to get merry at 5,000 feet. Safety is paramount and there’s a limit of one beer per venue. It’s more about the experience. Pterodactyl Helicopter’s affable owner/operator Captain Mike Jarvis is my pilot, guide and chaperone.

 

 

We begin proceedings at The Peak Pub at Peak Crossing. It was built in the late 70s and with its besser- brick construction it’s not as easy on the eye as some of the colonial pubs coming up later. But step inside and you’ll discover a unique establishment full of country character. There’s a corrugated iron bar, wooden beams and an eclectic mix of pub memorabilia and bric-a-brac. A sign on the wall catches my eye:  In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin. Wise words indeed.

 

At the bar I chat with an aging Hell’s Angel with long grey hair and beard and a mean leather jacket. Both he and the jacket look like they’ve really lived. He’s keen to share his views on Queensland’s anti-bikie laws having staged a number of personal protests – not least of which involved a jousting stick and his Harley during the recent visit of Prince William and Kate. Apparently the police were not amused.

 

 

I bid my new friend farewell and we take to the skies for the spectacular flight to our next stop – the Dugandan Hotel in Boonah. The ‘Dugie’ was built in the 1880’s. It’s the quintessential county pub compete with VJ walls, corrugated iron roof and a wrap-around covered verandah. Inside you’ll find a fascinating collection of memorabilia covering the early pioneering history of the region. You could literally spend hours here.

 

One of the locals has wandered in for a nosey, attracted by our cameras. Over a beer I hear all about his one and only foray into the performing arts – a high school production of Macbeth – playing one of the wise men. Maybe it was a Christmas adaptation.  I let it slide. He’s great company.

 

Image courtesy of Scenic Rim Regional Council

 

The Royal Hotel in Harrisville – another turn-of-the-last-century-gem – is our lunch stop. The punters within have all turned out on the verandah to watch the chopper arriving in the back paddock and I have to say it does the old ego a world of good. It’s a rock-star way to make an entrance. Here we enjoy an amazing pub lunch with a choice of chicken parma, steak sandwich, rib-eye steak and more. I go the steak sandwich and it’s sensational. Publicans Steve and Monika are absolutely charming to boot.    

 

The Porters Plainland Hotel is another venerable venue on the circuit. Opened in 1914, it’s just celebrated a century. The pub is managed by third generation Porters, but the publican lineage stretches well back to Ireland in the 1800’s.

 

At the Mulgowie Pub (the ‘Mulga’) in Mulgowie I get to have a beer with knockabout publican Simon. It’s a slow day so he’s got plenty of time for a chat. He’s an amateur boxer and shows me a YouTube video of a recent bout between himself and a neighbouring publican to raise funds for a local charity. Judging by his performance I doubt he has any trouble with rowdy patrons at closing time. The Mulga oozes rustic charm. But as Simon tells me, the place needs modernising. The trick is finding the capital to do it. I hope he manages. It would be a real shame to see an amazing piece of history like this fall into disrepair.

 

Our last stop of the day is the Sundowner Saloon in Marburg – a mock Wild West affair complete with a garden of giant cacti and a rather incongruous giant Bundy Rum bottle parked out front. I wonder if any over-indulgent punter has ever done a double-take at the bottle and ended up in the cactus patch. Nasty.

 

Image courtesy of Scenic Rim Regional Council

 

As we take to the skies for the trip home and I prepare to return to the land of mere earthbound mortals, I know this is one Aussie touring experience – and a set of uniquely Aussie characters – that I won’t soon forget.  

 

Adam Ford is host of Tour the World.

 

See this tour in Part 2 of Tour the World’s Aussie Touring Special, Saturday May 30 at 12noon on Network Ten. For more information visit www.tourtheworld.com.au.

 

For more information on Pterodacytl Helicopters visit www.pterodactylhelicopters.com.au.

 


Written by: Adam Ford
Published: 27 May 2015


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